#Simon says 2006 full#

One moment he's an ultra-creepy maniac who makes eyeless puppets out of his victims, yet the next he's a sneering lunatic who crushes little fluffy dogs with his feet and yells out silly lines like 'You forgot to say Simon Says!!'. Perhaps that's just because he is Crispin Glover and always has this aura of morbidity surrounding him. Although constantly exaggerating in performing his odd roles, he somehow occasionally manages to look creepy & menacing nonetheless. Crispin Glover (unintentionally?) finds a perfect balance between creepiness and humor. Of course, there absolutely isn't any tension or plot-development and the only story twist that is worth mentioning can easily be guessed long before it's revealed on screen. Needless to say Simon's macabre games result in a gigantic blood bath, with gory impalement, decapitations and dismemberment. Whilst enjoying random sex and soft-drugs, drooling Simon sneaks up on the teenagers and kills them as well as some other unfortunate bystanders in some of the most ingenious ways you'll ever see! Simon is particularly creative with pickaxes, as he developed several wonderful traps and ambushes all over the woods that mercilessly catapult the rusty weapons in the direction of the victims.

#Simon says 2006 full#

Glover stars in a double role as the redneck twin brothers Simon & Stanley, terrorizing a van full of empty-headed teenagers on their camping trip in the woods. and so does his equally sick-in-the-head brother Stanley. Title (Brazil): 'Siga o Mestre' ('Follow the Master')Īh finally, here's another absurdly grotesque and over-the-top cheesy gorefest-slasher that could have come straight out of the 1980's, with its demented killer, stereotype characters and downright insane story lines! Many avid fans agree Crispin Glover is a genuine hero of the horror genre, and he obviously experienced the time of his life starring in this unspeakably nasty homage to bad B-movies & backwoods exploitation horror. But the most irritating in this story is the ability and invulnerability of his undestroyable character. Crispin Glover performs an annoying character that keeps saying 'and you forgot to saySimon says' (even in the end of the credits). 'Simon Says' is another absurd and stupid slasher that follows the style of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre', 'Wrong Turn' and other films of this sub-genre of horror. They find a paradisiac spot to camp at the riverside, but Simon and Stanley transform their holiday in a nightmarish night.

Then they meet the deranged retarded Simon (Crispin Glover) in the gas station and Riff has a friction with the guy. They meet two strange graveyard diggers that advise them to leave the place otherwise they could be murdered. The pothead Zack (Greg Cipes) the sweethearts Kate (Margo Harshman) and Riff (Artie Baxter) the slut Vicky (Carrie Finklea) and the spoiled Ashley (Kelly Vitz) travel by van to the backwoods to camp.